WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

By Lex Posimi
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If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are
whales FAT????

Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called
a STAND????

Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN,
but nobody wants to DIE????

In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why
do we have TELEPHONE BILLS????

If money doesn't grow on TREES, then why do BANKS
have BRANCHES?
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Why doesn't GLUE stick to its BOTTLE????

Why do you still call it a BUILDING, when its already
BUILT????

If it is true that we are here to HELP others, what are
others HERE for????

If you aren't supposed to DRINK and DRIVE,
why do bars have PARKING lots????

If all the nations in the world are in DEBT,
where did all the MONEY go????
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When dog food is new with improved TASTE, who
TESTS it????

If the "Black Box" flight recorder Is never damaged
during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane
made out of that stuff????

Who copyrighted the copyright symbol????

Can you cry under water?

Why do people say "You've been working like a dog,"
when dogs just sit around all day????
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We all are living in a seriously funny world!!!!
So Enjoy!!!!

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